When I first got here I had to have tons of medical exams. Well, four.
They wanted to make sure I didn't come all the way to France to leech off the health care (which by the way isn't all it's cracked up to be, Michael Moore).
I had to have an X-ray to make sure I didn't have tuberculosis. When the doctor was done with it she let me keep it.
Far and away my coolest souvenir.