Wednesday

Les baleines.

Mt step pal and I went whale watching last week and they told us this story about Luna the baby killer whale who was separated from his family. Luna lost his family near the Canadian border, but swam his way down the Puget Sound, near Elliot Bay. When he got there he just hung out for a while, and made pals with everyone. He was crazy social, and liked dogs. The story has a sad end, but I don't want to talk about it. Here's a rad video with Luna and a little dog friend.

Boo.

My step dad has been sending me some tiiiiiired shit the last few days.
I am tired of the "bounce dogg bounce" and the "party party party dawg."

Here's to hoping that I get some new material soon.

Friday

Yo Neville and Wainwright.


Previously on the fence.
Not that you care, but I'm on your team now.

Yo ACNE.


Gimme someothat!

Yo Miuccia.


I could never, but I love.
I'm late on this one too. I know.

Yo Pheobe.


I've been too busy to keep up with all of the resort that's going on. Whatever.
I love this.
I love Pheobe Philo.
And hey Caroline Brasch Nielsen, let's hang out sometime soon.

Chaud.

It's hot.
Gazpacho please.

Wednesday

Text.

Serious all star text. I don't know where he came up with this.

"klown Kar Mechanik on planet nebutron. BeepPoBopo Beep Beep Beep!"

I post all texts exactly as I receive them from my Step Dad.

ALL STAR TEXTS!

I've been getting so many texts that I can hardly keep up.
Since I can't possibly post them all here are my favorites. They really are some of the best ones I've ever received.

"watching Dances with Wolves"
7/5/2010
6:42pm

******"Bacardi Break in TV room."
7/4/2010
1:46pm

"Ice Cube, Ice T, Mr T, or Mr Coffee?"
7/3/2010
3:35pm

******"Snoop Dogg or Jacob the werewolf?"
7/2/2010
10:43am

******"Edward is a Vampire but Ice Cubes a pimp!"
7/2/2010
8:17am








******* indicates an especially good text. Top twenty of all time.

Texts.

"seen mommy n Bay B Bear?"
6/21/2010
11:14am

"U seen StepBear?"
6/21/2010
1:12PM

"whats the haps in Suckatown, population Schooley!"
6/21/2010
4:23pm

"going to movie, sucka!"
6/21/2010
6:39pm

"sucka?"
6/21/2010
9:22pm


"whats the haps, sailor?"
6/22/2010
7:40am

"France eliminated!"
6/22/2010
10:31am

"call ASAP"
6/22/2010
11:00am

"can't talk, text only."
6/22/2010
12:00pm

"FWD: U seen Lotso Bear?"
6/22/2010
12:21pm

"supwit sucka?"
6/23/2010
5:38am (!!!!!!!)

"OMG US WINS ON LAST SECOND SHOT!"
6/23/2010
9:24am

"STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!"
6/23/2010
9:25am

"Later Sucka!"
6/23/2010
11:58am

"Yo Sucka, wuts the haps fer the day in Suckatown?"
6/23/2010
5:52pm

"No!"
6/23/2010
6:01pm

"NY is fer Suckas!"
6/23/2010
6:11pm

"Suckas and Gangstas! Plus a few Doggs!"
6/23/2010
6:14pm

"FWD: supwitdisndat?"
6/24/2010
7:54am

"soon enough you will be back home safe and sound!"
6/24/2010
7:54am

"Seen any suckas?"
6/24/2010
7:57am

"Bow Wow Wow"
6/24/2010
7:58am

"There is a cool new club called BowWowBuggyBumpers in the Bowery!
6/24/2010
8:12am

Goth, gospel, southern, rock, disco.

This is cool.