Graduation.

My mom wants me to wear a purple dress for my graduation.
Gem tones are so 2007.

The last three days have really harshed my mellow.
But I got a phone call at my place of work that kind of cheered me up...

Me: "Hello? 20twenty."
Step dad: "Yo!"
Me: "Uh? Hello? Who is this?"
Step Dad: "It's me sucka!"
Me: "This is inappropriate. You can't call me here. This is work."
Step dad: "I AM GOING TO GO BUY SOME SHORTS THIS AFTERNOON BYE!"

end.

I like it when she says "you're done."

I wonder what direction they gave the woman in this commercial. Like if they said "imagine you're really mad because your tooth hurts."

Texts.

"supwit crackers?"
5/21/2010
12:34pm

"supwit disn dat?"
5/21/2010
10:57am

"ditto by proxy."
5/21/2010
9:24am

"FWD: where at?"
5/21/2010
7:59am

"fremont"
5/20/2010
6:34pm

"car"
5/20/2010
6:32pm

"supwit Bud E Budders?"
5/20/2010
11:32am

"ditto"
5/20/2010
9:43am

Overalls.

Style.com is on my side. Check out the slideshow here...


Some highlights:


Chloe


Charles Anastase

Secret.

The Illuminati are really 'having a moment' this year.

Phone.

My phone fell off the side of a boat this weekend. No texts for a while. I'm going to try and get him to send me emails. That will probably work out.

Also. Yesterday I went to my favorite bar and noticed that in the juke box they have this lovely cd. I would like a copy for myself please?



p.s.
THERE ARE 3 VOLUMES.
All available on amazon.
My birthday is in January.

Avant/Apres

"French geographer Antonio Snider-Pellegrini drew these maps in the late 19th century. They depict his interpretation of how the American and African continents may once have fit together before subsequently becoming separated..."

Texts.

"Yes!"
5/7/2010
11:33am

"Babies movie OMG!"
5/7/2010
11:20am

"where at."
5/6/2010
8:42pm

"where at!"
5/6/2010
7:59pm

"Well, u get to see Baby Budders soon!"
5/6/2010
2:54pm

"What R we going to do wit B Bear?"
5/6/2010
2"13pm

"Good job Budders!"
5/6/2010
2:10pm

"sittin waitin at DPD. SupwitU?"
5/6/2010
2:08pm

"FWD: sup wit budders?"
5/6/2010
2:00pm

"at DPD."
5/6/2010
1:58pm

"BabyBear is coming home!"
5/6/2010
1:38pm

All texts are copied e e e e e exactly as I receive them.

Email.

I get texts every day. But sometimes, when I'm lucky, I get emails.

"Sup wit ur Mommy/ phone?"

Japan.

"This exhibition brings together prints from the most renowned ukiyo-e artists of the 18th and 19th centuries—including Harunobu, Utamaro, Eishi and Hiroshige—along with Hokusai’s most beloved prints, Great Wave off Kanagawa and Red Fuji. These Japanese woodblock prints demonstrate an evocative play between delicate ink lines and rich blocks of color in portraits of beautiful women and kabuki actors, jewel-like landscapes of famous places, and more...this installation introduces the region to a remarkable collection of prints, all taken from early impressions and in excellent condition."

Don't be an idiot. Go see the prints at Seattle Asian Art Museum soon. Free on Thursday.
Check out more here.

Le roi.

There are days when I definitely think I could be an Elvis man.

Texts.

"please validatetroll story."
4/30/2010
10:56am

"where mommy?"
4/29/2010
5:16pm

butdid ugetin Ok? Locked?"
4/29/2010
4:39pm

"sup dog poopin, party snoopin, productive pal?"
4/29/2010
12:36pm

"status please?"
4/29/1020
10:44am

Texts have been a little slow.
But, all texts appear eeeeeexactly as I receive them. I'm not kidding.