The last three days have really harshed my mellow.
But I got a phone call at my place of work that kind of cheered me up...
Me: "Hello? 20twenty."
Step dad: "Yo!"
Me: "Uh? Hello? Who is this?"
Step Dad: "It's me sucka!"
Me: "This is inappropriate. You can't call me here. This is work."
Step dad: "I AM GOING TO GO BUY SOME SHORTS THIS AFTERNOON BYE!"