Thursday

What the?

I wish UBU would let me embed their videos.

Wednesday

Rose.





A few years ago I was really in to drinking floral water. A friend of mine at the time told me that if you drink rose water enough you will eventually start sweating it out. Basically, smell like a flower from the inside out.

We would drink viles of rose water or splash orange blossom water in glasses of champagne. It's completely edible and actually doesn't have much of a taste. And yes, my "friend" was Marie Antoinette. Just kidding. But seriously, kind of.

I want to get back in to it. The water is really inexpensive if you buy it in bulk online and I like the idea of indulging a little.

I also want to find more ways to eat roses.

Texts.

My parents got me a smartphone for christmas, which makes posting texts much easier.

"me on bus, drum tonight!"
12/28
9:50am

"whut day is Pogo Bonzi dis year?"
12/28
4:17pm

"PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi!"
12/28
4:43pm

"supfer 2day?"
12/29
8:41am

"Mommy n i go to pardee tonigh. Den go home."
12/29
11:07am

I post all text messages exactly as I receive them from my step dad.

Tuesday

It's what we call maintance alcoholism.

I love searching google. I am really good at very specific searches (former searches include "dog who likes hip hop" "dog who eats pizza" "chubby baby eating cake").

I searched "cutest baby kitten" and I was led to the most amazing website ever called ZooBorns.

I can't stop swearing.








I also can't remember when I decided to subscribe to the whole "cute is cool" thing. I think it just happened because everyone else was doing it.

Monday

nous nous quittons.

My sister came and modeled vintage clothes for the etsy page. She is the cutest.




"I understand what you're saying, but sometimes cold turkey's the only way to quit."

x mas.

My 11 year old cousin still believes in Santa. Made for a very awkward weekend considering the rest of my family are grown ass adults. Talking about Santa and magic. Fuck dat.

My step dad almost let it slip a couple of times. If the big guy in the north pole were real he would have brought me this. Or he would have at least made it available for purchase.


Wednesday

I think she's pretty lucky.





I mean, her name. HER NAME??!? Are you kidding me!!??!!?? No one with a name like Arizona Muse grows up to be ordinary.

Under my radar.




You'd think that with all of the fashion blogs I read that I would have come across this image from an August issue of the nytimes before just now.

Texts.

"FWD: sup witda pardy people?"
12/22
8"59am

"Doggtown or Suckatown tonight? I'm guessing Downtown Suckatown!"
12/22
12:22am

"Whaddup in Suckatown, population U?"
12.21
7:01pm

"whaddup in Doggtown?"
12/21
6:53pm

Tuesday

Dumb.

Bummed to find out that there is a shitty looking Australian band called Yves Klein Blue when I was looking for this image.



Check out how cool they look.

ALL STAR TEXT.

"whadif da bich cops a tude?"
12/21
9:08am


I post all text messages EXACTLY as I receive them from my step dad.

Sunday

Toast.

My prediction.

Ballerinas are the new Witches.

Mercury.



My best friend told me that he refused to get his teeth straightened because he was concerned that it would change the way he sang. There's a biopic I'd like to see. Who do you think, James Franco? Or would Sean Penn try to grow a stache'?

Friday

Embarassed.


"In French, a diaeresis* is placed over the vowels I, E and U to indicate that the preceding vowel is pronounced separately. The OE in *Moet* (without the diaeresis) would be pronounced as a single vowel, like the OE in *œdepien* or *œnologue*. Unless there's some rule I've not encountered in several decades of studying the language, the diaeresis plays no role in determining whether or not the following letter -- the T in this case -- is pronounced..."


I have always been a strong supporter of the silent t.
I was wrong.

Tuesday

At long last...

Texts from my beau-pere...

"Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby"
11/26
10:39am

"whats a g6?"
11/26
10:41am

"whats the haps in Sucka Town?"
11/26
10:48am

"Supwit the Party People?"
11/26
2:51pm

"WTF is a G6?"
11/26
3:16pm

"lil chubby hole was empty where baby bear was sleeping."
11/29
8:46am

"U talk wit cubby bear?"
11/29
3:39pm

"Baby Bear or Cubby Bear?"
11/29
3:59pm

"how bout a lil krismas bear?"
11/29
4:07pm

"Fwd: 2 weeks ago was my birtday!"
11/30
8:24am

"lets git this party started!"
11/30
10:20am

"Ginip Gonop"
11/30
1:13pm

"Phillyous Fogg or Snoop Diggy Dogg?"
11/30
4:35pm

"Gotta Git Git"
12/01
8:49pm

"Fwd: whadup whidat!"
12/03
10:25am

"Fwd: Evrybody in the club gittin tipsy!"
12/03
5:37pm

"Yo, Wassup tonight?"
12/03
6:52pm

"Fwd: What U R today doing?"
12/04
10:06am

"Got new pants!"
12/06
2:04pm

"Fwd: at J Lube!"
12/07
12:59pm

I post all texts EXACTLY as I receive them from my step-dad

Friday

The Tree of Life


Saw the trailer for Terrence Malick's new film last night when we were at the Black Swan.
I will definitely not wait for that one to come out in Red Boxes.

Tuesday

Deux.




It's time to start paying attention to the Kenny twins.
Photos by H. Slimane

So profesh.



I'm not crazy getting personal calls when I'm at work.

Monday

Nailz.

I had my nails shellac-ed this weekend. I never really paint my nails but I decided to get a manicure out of nowhere and the ladies talked me in to this. So far I like it. They told me the color could last up to 3 weeks. Kick ass.

http://cnd.com/Products/Color/shellac-hello.aspx

Friday

Serge Gainsbourg


I'm really hoping this film doesn't suck as bad as the last French biopic I was excited for.

I still have a bootlegged version of a Serge Serge Gainsbourg documentary that was given to me in 2002. Purchased curbside somewhere in Manhattan.

Texts.

So many to share. His new favorite thing to send me is "whudup witdat?"

stfu



Currently annoyed by just about everything.