Texts.

"FWD: sup witda pardy people?"
12/22
8"59am

"Doggtown or Suckatown tonight? I'm guessing Downtown Suckatown!"
12/22
12:22am

"Whaddup in Suckatown, population U?"
12.21
7:01pm

"whaddup in Doggtown?"
12/21
6:53pm