At long last...

Texts from my beau-pere...

"Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby"
11/26
10:39am

"whats a g6?"
11/26
10:41am

"whats the haps in Sucka Town?"
11/26
10:48am

"Supwit the Party People?"
11/26
2:51pm

"WTF is a G6?"
11/26
3:16pm

"lil chubby hole was empty where baby bear was sleeping."
11/29
8:46am

"U talk wit cubby bear?"
11/29
3:39pm

"Baby Bear or Cubby Bear?"
11/29
3:59pm

"how bout a lil krismas bear?"
11/29
4:07pm

"Fwd: 2 weeks ago was my birtday!"
11/30
8:24am

"lets git this party started!"
11/30
10:20am

"Ginip Gonop"
11/30
1:13pm

"Phillyous Fogg or Snoop Diggy Dogg?"
11/30
4:35pm

"Gotta Git Git"
12/01
8:49pm

"Fwd: whadup whidat!"
12/03
10:25am

"Fwd: Evrybody in the club gittin tipsy!"
12/03
5:37pm

"Yo, Wassup tonight?"
12/03
6:52pm

"Fwd: What U R today doing?"
12/04
10:06am

"Got new pants!"
12/06
2:04pm

"Fwd: at J Lube!"
12/07
12:59pm

I post all texts EXACTLY as I receive them from my step-dad