In lieu of my normal barage of texts from my step dad. I offer an exchange...

step dad: Hey Buddy! i pad by proxy. 
step dad: Fwd: bung chow ping!
me: D00d
step dad: whaa?
me: D00d
step dad: what?
me: D00d
step dad: Double o.d? Double O.D
me: Figure it out
step dad: STOP TEXTING ME!
me: No
step dad: STOP
me: No way f00l. I'm just gittin started

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