"where at id everyone?"
"Wassup in PartyTown?"
"Aint no one is responding."
"GET HANAS FRIENDS DRUNK OUT OF HERE!"
"Hanas friends loud n drunk!"
"DJ turn it up!"
"id B Mac comin 2?"
"Ulrika is deleting people!"
"I know! I think she's going thru sum wierd shit or sompin."
"Yo, wassup in P town?"
The people referenced in these texts are Hana (my sister who is living at home during Christmas Break) and my very good friend Ulrika (who is my step dad's friend on facebook). The best part is that I was sitting next to Ulrika on my sofa as I was getting these texts.
My step dad usually calls me and gives me updates about my friends from what he reads on the internet. Like "Did you know that Rachel went to a birthday party last night?" or "Ulrika doesn't like it when drunk middle aged guys come in to her store." I totally love it.
And as usual, I post all text messages from my step dad EXACTLY as I receive them.