Texts.

"we r at a cool place and u is in Suckatown!"
8/3
11:04am

"GG Party!"
8/4
10:52am

"had to pick yer mommy up so she wouldn't ride bus."
8/4
11:14am

"skiddlebop down!"
8/5
11:00am

"Fwd: Solo assault on Blanchard Mountain."
8/5
5:57pm

"Phone Ping!"
8/7
11:15am

"Asian baby threw a fit in stroller!"
8/10
11:28am

"u talk wif  beefoghetti bear?"
8/11
12:32pm

"Uplink or download?"
8/12
10:57am

"Big Sean or Biggie Smalls?"
8/12
7:41pm

"ate the rest of the beets and guess what?"
8/13
9:52am


I copy all texts exactly as I receive them from my step dude.