Did I hear you right?

A collection of quotes from the past few days. Try and guess which one came from me...

"She seems like the kind of person who doesn't even care about jokes."

"I couldn't get enough of that shrimp...I could eat a bowl this big...perfect amount of spice."

"They just poured some budwiser in a goddamn mason jar, and added a sprig of lavender."

"We rap about education."