"Wheres Habeus Corpus the duck?"
"Ipso Facto or Habeus Corpus? Or Perpituity?
My step-dad writes a comic about a duck. He has been doing this for years, since I was in high school. The duck is named "Plebes" and he has friends. I am assuming here that Habeus Corpus, Ipso Facto, and Perpituity are all friends of his. Plebes owns a pancake shack and is constantly preoccupied with fiscal responsibility and clams.
My step-dad integrates Plebes and all of his friends in to everyday life and conversation. Sometimes I will get phone calls informing me that Plebes is upset with me. Or that Plebes is disappointed with me. It has also been made clear to me on several occasions that Plebes doesn't have thumbs.