Voodoo.

Maya Derin was an experimental filmmaker, choreographer and all around bad ass woman. I watched pieces of her film "Divine Horsemen: The Living Gods of Haiti" today.

Violin.

I had a dream last night that I bought a second violin. I decided to try and analyze it and this is what I got...

"Violin To hear or see a violin in a dream indicates the serenity and calmness your family and you share. To play the violin in your dreams represents the importance you place on truthfulness and honor and my foreshadow elaborate rewards in your future.
To dream of a broken violin is and indications that you will soon suffer a loss. You may loss a loved one or be separated from friends and family."

That is fucking bullshit.
Seriously. Lies.

Woah.

Dear Karin Dreijer Andersson,

You're the coolest.

xo

Navajo.

Yeah.



April 77 Navajo jeans.

Shoe.

I'm graduating from college soon and I think someone should buy me these shoes I've wanted for four months. I'm just putting it out there. Please.

Check it out.

This one is hard to explain. Imagine Monty Python esque film about French colonization in Brazil circa the 14th century. With lots of dicks. Fairly politically incorrect (the red paint????). Starring cannibals. Good flick.

Yum.

For some reason this picture came up when I searched "pizza for breakfast."

Texts.

"where are u going?"
4/21/2010
6:42am

"yes, in the free area. where at u?"
4/21/2010
6:39am

"FWD: supwitdat?"
4/21/2010
6:20am

"I put all debris out but it must be cut into smaller pieces! Huge pile!"
4/21/2010
6:12am

"FWD: today is 420!"
4/20/2010
11:08pm

I post all texts eeeeeexactly as I receive them.

Oui.

F troupe

Texts.

"Sup wit dupus p boomer?"
4/20/2010
5:49pm

"AGC"
4/20/2010
2:13pm

"Sucka!"
4/20/2010
2:07pm

"perhaps what the cardboard gets cleaned up."
4/20/2010
12:32pm


All texts are copied exactly as I receive them.

Dude.

I'm freaking out.
Take me back.

Phone.

For some crazy reason my step dad left his phone at home today. The funny thing is, he keeps calling himself from the office even though he knows full well where his phone is.

Also.
Step pal and I are going to hike up Rattlesnake Ridge with some of my friends on Friday. I don't know what he heck I'm getting myself in to. And I'm starting to suspect that my friends like my step dad more than they like me.



Holy fuck. I just read that there was a Bigfoot sighting on Rattlesnake Ridge 1998. YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH.

So what.

Texts.

"do you want ur hip hop hat?"
3/13/10
6:16pm

"what! am i supposed to do?"
3/13/10
6:06pm

"call ASAP"
3/13/10
6:01pm

" FWD: sup wifbudders!"
3/13/10
3:37pm

" Tik Tok PartyParty all night long!"
3/12/10
3:25pm

"the party don't start until I arrive!!"
3/12/10
8:28am



I write all texts exactly as I receive them. Please note the inconsistencies in capitalization and punctuation.

Texts.

It been a while since I've updated with any texts from my dear step dad.

Gems...

"Sup fer today, minus the bear?"

"Whats up with alcoholic necktie?"

"Got any up dog?"
-response: "Nope."
"You were supposed to say whats up dog!?"

"Got any cigarettes?"

"Can't talk. Driving"

14.2.10

Jour de sans valentin.

Blue.

My birthday is coming up and I will be 24.

Birthday.

Dear blog and readers who don't exist,

Sorry it's been a while.

East.

Pictures from my week east of the Cascades are coming soon.

Go West.

Ok. So the last picture isn't from "Go West."
But how could I not?
Oh Buster.

Keaton.

Not Diane.
Buster.



I just heard the most amazing radio program about his film, "Go West."
(Pictured above)
How amazing is his outfit?
1/2 cowboy 1/2 mime.

Jesus.

It always sucks when you have a crush on someone only to find out that they're deeply religious.

$$$

I would gladly take anything from Yigal Azrouël's fall 2009 collection.
But this is my favorite. My fucking faaaaaavorite.

Diana.

The style evolution of Diana Ross deserves a close look.

Powerhouse.

Definitely worth your time.

UW.

Are there still World's Fairs?
I just learned about the 1909 held in Seattle.
The site of the fair is now the University of Washington campus.

Funny side note...apparently each World's Fair ticket had a number printed on it. Every guest of the fair received a gift that corresponded with the number on their ticket. It was kind of like a raffle. They gifted all sorts of things from post cards to loaves of bread.

One year they tried giving away a baby.



.

What?

La première laisse de la Chanson de Roland doit agir en tant que fondement pour le reste du poème. La première laisse est très présente plusieurs éléments importants. Une chose que la première laisse accomplit particulièrement bien crée un sentiment d'unité. L'unité n'est pas juste de créer le langage figuré, mais littéralement avec les mots clés....
Still needs some editing.

Charlemagne is #1 celebrity crush of all time.
Dreamy motherfucker.

Currently.

In desperate need of suede leggings.
Fur collars.
Thick leather shoe laces.
Silver.

Blind Date Birthday.

I tried posting a photo of the opening credits to his film "Muriel" the other day.
Just read this morning that Alan Rensais is releazing a new film called "Les Herbes Folles".
The trailers are pretty great.


Won't let me embed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIgQmcZeJXY&feature=channel

Sexy Pumpkin.

Last night...

I pocket dialed almost everyone in my phone. Including Step-Dad.
The vegetable guy called (I retract my 'fuck you')
I dressed as Courtney
And
I drank too much.

Maybe TMI, but I've already puked four times since I woke up.
I hate my life right this second.
I'll probably feel differently tomorrow.

Roids.

Haven't paid Robert a visit yet.
Next week.

Lifted this from an article in new york time out. Check the one of Marianne Faithful.

News Flash.

I'm not cool.



But this movie is.