Texts.

"got sasquatch tkts!"
5/28
10:22am

"skinny mulligan?"
5/28
3:11pm

"Fwd: car issue, didnt go skydiving. On bus."
5/28
3:31pm

"Wheels Caponi or McGillicudy Bigs?"
5/28
7:22pm

"mommy killed the roses in garden."
5/29
11:33am

"tiny biggie smalls."
5/29
10:27pm

"Fwd: Shishkabob Jones!"
5/30
4:59pm

"lil poopers went camping!"
5/30
7:46pm

"Sup wif ur half Asian, hals American, half sister?"
6/1
11:30am


I copy all texts exactly as I receive them from my step pal.