Texts.

"Where at slumdogg?"
12/28
7:23am

"Slippery p slumdogg?"
12/28
7:27am

"Slippity sloppity wheres ur boppity?"
12/28
7:31am

"Guess whos gay? Tayoler lautner. Fake peoplemag cover said so. Why else would someone go to the trouble if it wadnt true?"
12/29
7:42am

"No one sits next to me on the bus. Dont get it"
12/29
8:00am

"Puppydog dinner?"
12/29
5:38pm

"Katy perry divorcing."
12/30
1:18pm

"What time party start is?"
12/30
11:13pm

"Shoulda used cash."
12/31
3:23pm

"Popo shut em down."
12/31
9:34pm

"Juicy details!"
1/1
2:08pm

"Didnt like midnight in paris. Where have i seen that girl? Tv show maybe? Best part of the movie was how american the parents were."
1/2
8:11am

"Just cause they serve drinks in a jar doesnt make it cool."
1/3
8:34am

I post all texts exactly as I receive them from my step dad. I have posted only 20% of the texts I received last week. Someone has been "on fire."