Mexico part I.

 

Fun babe vacation gang. 

Learning to pack light.

 

Headed south of the border with only the bare essentials. 

Shades, beach cover-up, and my favorite accessory, le baseball hat.

Paul Gaugin.

 

A couple years ago I was in a play about how some people don't know how to act in museums. One of the bits was pronouncing Paul's last name wrong, for about 5 minutes. Now he's here.

Favorite.

For now!

Vacations.

I get the snow and the sea, all in one month.

1987

 

Real good.

New news shoes.

Everything is better when you're at least 3 inches taller, non?

Texts.

"Drama drama drama mean!"
2/9/12
6:58am

"Drama mean!"
2/9/12
4:22pm

"Please do not text me."
2/10/12
7:31am

"Coming over for pizza."
2/12/12
7:38pm

"Whitney dead."
2/13/12
10:01am

"U seen rutherford, the duck?"
2/13/12
10:10am

"Kwanza or Pogo Bonzi?"
12/13/12
10:14am

"Whitney dead, adelle won a bunch of grammy awards."
2/13/12
5:06pm

"But he was yellin at his bitch."
2/13/12
5:11pm

"Does not compute."
2/14/12
9:19am

"Imaginary or real?"
2/14/12
9:24am

"Imaginary often better, except fer toby."
2/14/12
9:57am

"Hey brutha!"
2/14/12
12:08pm

"All my bitches luv me...teach me how to dougie..."
2/15/12
2:21pm

"Dougie, watching dougie videos."
2/15/12
2:28pm

"Teach me how to dougie."
2/15/12
2:28pm

"Been watchin videos"
2/15/12
2:30pm

"Go ahead an dougie..."
3:47pm

"Dougie dougie dougie! Teach me how to dougie, go.ahead an dougie."
2/15/12
4:06pm

"Evrybody dougie, dougie, dougie dougie"
2/16/12
12:21pm

"Dougie?"
2/16/12
12:21pm


I copy all texts exactly as I receive them.

Texts.

"Where at slumdogg?"
12/28
7:23am

"Slippery p slumdogg?"
12/28
7:27am

"Slippity sloppity wheres ur boppity?"
12/28
7:31am

"Guess whos gay? Tayoler lautner. Fake peoplemag cover said so. Why else would someone go to the trouble if it wadnt true?"
12/29
7:42am

"No one sits next to me on the bus. Dont get it"
12/29
8:00am

"Puppydog dinner?"
12/29
5:38pm

"Katy perry divorcing."
12/30
1:18pm

"What time party start is?"
12/30
11:13pm

"Shoulda used cash."
12/31
3:23pm

"Popo shut em down."
12/31
9:34pm

"Juicy details!"
1/1
2:08pm

"Didnt like midnight in paris. Where have i seen that girl? Tv show maybe? Best part of the movie was how american the parents were."
1/2
8:11am

"Just cause they serve drinks in a jar doesnt make it cool."
1/3
8:34am

I post all texts exactly as I receive them from my step dad. I have posted only 20% of the texts I received last week. Someone has been "on fire."

Encore.

A real treat.

Favorite.

I'm doing that thing where I play this song five or six times in a row.