Texts.

"ever eat at Chip n Buddys?"
7/6
10:50am

"Chip n Buddys home cookin beef stew n burgerama!"
7/6
11:27am

"u talk wif baby bear?"
7/6/
11:40am

""sup wif da haps?"
7/6
12:16am

"got sumpin important fer u!"
7/7
1:50pm

"aphrodite jones or megatroid johnson?"
7/7
12:54pm

"digi D dogg."
7/7
4:41pm

"is u going to Rufus Dupus at the Tractor?"
7/8
5:43pm

"Sup with Luna C Dogg, Bow Wow Wow!"
7/11
11:55AM

"today is 7 elavan 11!"
7/11
1:08pm

"Save 10 bucks and dont see Larry Crowne. U r welcome!"
7/12
8:21pm

"Mcgillicudy Down!"
7/12
8:21pm

"Domo Arigato."
7/13
9:19am

I copy all texts exactly as I receive them, from this guy...