Texts!

So many to catch up on.

"u going to Hazlewood?"
4/26
10:33pm

"Fwd: supwit buggy T Bumpers?"
4/30
12:54pm

"CALL ASAP"
4/30
2:45pm

"Wha hill"
4/30
2:47pm

"Mommy mad at me fer ruin yer graduation."
4/30/
3:47pm

"Whats nerfin up to?"
4/30
3:47pm

"threat level party!"
4/30
4:42pm

"taking dinner orders fer Nectar. Do u have any special dietary needs cause mommy is ordering steak fer everybody."
4/30
6:21pm

"Fwd: Mac n Cheese Mac n Cheese Mac n Cheese Mac n Cheese Mac n Cheese."
4/30
6:44pm

"where is mommy is?"
4/30
7:42pm

"where at D Bop?"
4/30
9:37

"Paul Reiser show cancelled after 2 episodes."
4/30
10:24pm

"B Boppin Doo Woppin Party Hoppin!"
5/1
9:44am

"Fwd: it's a beautiful morning to ride a bus through our fair city!"
5/1
9:44am

"Fwd: Bin Laden Dead!"
5/1
8:30pm

"Fwd: Threat level in effect!"
5/1
8:30pm

"Mommy mad cause now we can't go on a family bike ride with only 2 bikes."
5/2
10:43am

"Fwd: please be considerate of my dietary needs."
5/2
11:31am

"Beef o Ghetti or Pogo Bonzi Jones?"
5/2
5:53pm

"Taylor Shellfish opening clam place next to Sitka n Spruce."
5/2
6:18pm

"My guess is their copying success of Oyster and Walrys."
5/2
6:23pm

"Ok, but fone dont got spelcheck!"
5/2
6:28pm

"USA killd that SOB bin Laden! USA! USA! USA!"
5/2
6:31PM



I copy all texts exactly as I receive them from my step dad. Spelling and grammar errors are intentional.