Texts.

My step dad sends me texts. I copy them in this blog exactly as I receive them. Most typos and spelling errors are intentional.

It's been a while. Some real goodies...

"Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles Waffles"
3/19/11
10:38am

"gonna make a special waffle breakfast Sunday AM!"
3/19/11
11:16am

"Waffles the Clown!"
3/19/11
12:18pm

"did u git invite to waffle party?"
3/19/11
1:04pm

"infant Hana or todler Hana?"
3/19/11
1:07pm

"what was i thinking, duh."
3/19/11
1:13pm

"did u git invite to waffle party?"
3/19/11
8:05pm

"is u comin to my waffle party?"
3/19/11
8:11pm

"supwit diddle poopin diddlebop?"
3/21/11
8:16pm

"where workin is GoodBuddy?"
3/21/11
8:13pm

"Big Poopin Lil Buddy Baby Bear."
3/21/11
8:17pm

"like waffles?"
3/22/11
1:10pm

"guess whose gay!"
3/23/11
11:15am

"lots of poopin but not much scoopin."
3/23/11
9:37pm

"Dibble Double Dribble!"
3/25/11
11:51am

"Fwd: DJ Megatron Dead."
3/28/11
4:46pm

"pug nose or chubby cheeks?"
3/29/11
10:29am

"does vodka smell?"
3/30/11
10:14am (!!!!!!)


"McGillicudy Johnson, watcha gonna do?"
3/30/11
10:26am

"Zippity Zoppity wheres ur Boppity?"
3/30/11
2:23pm

"steamboat mcgillicudy!"
4/1/11
10:43am

"dju party in party town witda party people?"
4/1/11
9:38am

"pardy out of control or out of bounds?"
4/1/11
10:00am

"sup w Uli, Sacha, n Rach fer today?"
10:06am