Texts.

"Couge rule Dawgs druel!"
1/31
4:35pm

"Fwd: Venoy means NO!"
1/31
4:35pm

"thinkin bout having a borgasmorg fer dinner."
1/31
4:50pm

"Pullups or Cruisers?"
1/31
4:53pm

"Bal Mar or Ballard Ave Pub?"
1/31
5:10pm

"Chubby cheeks or Button Nose?"
5:11pm

I post all text messages exactly as I receive them from my step dad.