Must watch.

Ignore the stupid stills in the youtube video and just think about cowboy Dylan.
Don't you think if I were cool I would have seen this movie already?

Messages.

I have a sister and I was delighted to find out that my step dad texts her just as much he texts me, but the texts are totally different.

Halloween.

"OMG, I think Paranormal wad real."
10/25/10
10:07am

In response to Paranormal Activity, we watched it last night.
I post all text messages exactly as a I receive them from my step dad.

Printempts part deux.

I wonder what "the look for less" version of these shoes will be like.

"De temps en temps je me sens peu d'importance à mes amis. Un sentiment d'être oubliés. Je suis favori de personne. Et je pense, vous pouvez tous vous faire foutre. Je vous déteste. Et puis, je pense, ce doit être la dépression..."

Please?

Dear wonderful people of Cavern Collection,

Please come decorate my apartment. It's almost there, but we need just a little help. Thanks!

-Cait

p.s...I can definitely not afford to pay you. Awesome.


http://www.caverncollection.com/

Patch.

Yr blog sux.

I stop by the windows "all the best pets" on my way to work every day to look at the kitties. I could never have one of my own, but I like to think about it. Or about turning my work in to "that clothing store with the cats." But that would never go over.

Emails.

My step dad got a hold of my work email.

Hallelujah!

Cheap Thrills.

I might take this back in a month but...

Dear JCPenny,

You are no Target. I want nothing to do with your collaborations.

-C

Get it right.

Their
They're
There
Your
You're

Project.

Sortie.

Matches.

Texts.

"FWD: supwit deputy d down dogg?"
10/13/10
3:07pm

"go on facebook"
10/13/10
8:24am

"California knows how to party!"
10/11/10
10:47am

"Compton SouthCentral, or Watts?"
10/11/10
10:42am

"How bout a clown whats name is creepers the clown?"
10/11/10
10:36am

"sup D Mony?"
10/11/10
10:32am

"supwif Higgins today?"
10/10/10
9:35am

"what time yo party time?"
10/9/10
3:27pm

I posts all texts exactly as I receive them from my step dad.

Jacques Prevert.

Favorite poem.

Le cheval rouge

Dans les manèges du mensonge
Le cheval rouge de ton sourire
Tourne
Et je suis là debout planté
Avec le triste fouet de la réalité
Et je n’ai rien à dire
Ton sourire est aussi vrai
Que mes quatre vérités.


The red horse

In the carousels of the lie
The red horse of your smile
Turns
And I am standing frozen there
With the sad whip of reality
And I have nothing to say
Your smile is as true
As my four truths.