My mom wants me to wear a purple dress for my graduation.
Gem tones are so 2007.
Thursday
Sunday
The last three days have really harshed my mellow.
But I got a phone call at my place of work that kind of cheered me up...
Me: "Hello? 20twenty."
Step dad: "Yo!"
Me: "Uh? Hello? Who is this?"
Step Dad: "It's me sucka!"
Me: "This is inappropriate. You can't call me here. This is work."
Step dad: "I AM GOING TO GO BUY SOME SHORTS THIS AFTERNOON BYE!"
end.
But I got a phone call at my place of work that kind of cheered me up...
Me: "Hello? 20twenty."
Step dad: "Yo!"
Me: "Uh? Hello? Who is this?"
Step Dad: "It's me sucka!"
Me: "This is inappropriate. You can't call me here. This is work."
Step dad: "I AM GOING TO GO BUY SOME SHORTS THIS AFTERNOON BYE!"
end.
Friday
I like it when she says "you're done."
I wonder what direction they gave the woman in this commercial. Like if they said "imagine you're really mad because your tooth hurts."
Texts.
"supwit crackers?"
5/21/2010
12:34pm
"supwit disn dat?"
5/21/2010
10:57am
"ditto by proxy."
5/21/2010
9:24am
"FWD: where at?"
5/21/2010
7:59am
"fremont"
5/20/2010
6:34pm
"car"
5/20/2010
6:32pm
"supwit Bud E Budders?"
5/20/2010
11:32am
"ditto"
5/20/2010
9:43am
5/21/2010
12:34pm
"supwit disn dat?"
5/21/2010
10:57am
"ditto by proxy."
5/21/2010
9:24am
"FWD: where at?"
5/21/2010
7:59am
"fremont"
5/20/2010
6:34pm
"car"
5/20/2010
6:32pm
"supwit Bud E Budders?"
5/20/2010
11:32am
"ditto"
5/20/2010
9:43am
Monday
Phone.
My phone fell off the side of a boat this weekend. No texts for a while. I'm going to try and get him to send me emails. That will probably work out.
Also. Yesterday I went to my favorite bar and noticed that in the juke box they have this lovely cd. I would like a copy for myself please?
p.s.
THERE ARE 3 VOLUMES.
All available on amazon.
My birthday is in January.
Also. Yesterday I went to my favorite bar and noticed that in the juke box they have this lovely cd. I would like a copy for myself please?
p.s.
THERE ARE 3 VOLUMES.
All available on amazon.
My birthday is in January.
Friday
Avant/Apres
Texts.
"Yes!"
5/7/2010
11:33am
"Babies movie OMG!"
5/7/2010
11:20am
"where at."
5/6/2010
8:42pm
"where at!"
5/6/2010
7:59pm
"Well, u get to see Baby Budders soon!"
5/6/2010
2:54pm
"What R we going to do wit B Bear?"
5/6/2010
2"13pm
"Good job Budders!"
5/6/2010
2:10pm
"sittin waitin at DPD. SupwitU?"
5/6/2010
2:08pm
"FWD: sup wit budders?"
5/6/2010
2:00pm
"at DPD."
5/6/2010
1:58pm
"BabyBear is coming home!"
5/6/2010
1:38pm
All texts are copied e e e e e exactly as I receive them.
5/7/2010
11:33am
"Babies movie OMG!"
5/7/2010
11:20am
"where at."
5/6/2010
8:42pm
"where at!"
5/6/2010
7:59pm
"Well, u get to see Baby Budders soon!"
5/6/2010
2:54pm
"What R we going to do wit B Bear?"
5/6/2010
2"13pm
"Good job Budders!"
5/6/2010
2:10pm
"sittin waitin at DPD. SupwitU?"
5/6/2010
2:08pm
"FWD: sup wit budders?"
5/6/2010
2:00pm
"at DPD."
5/6/2010
1:58pm
"BabyBear is coming home!"
5/6/2010
1:38pm
All texts are copied e e e e e exactly as I receive them.
Monday
Email.
I get texts every day. But sometimes, when I'm lucky, I get emails.
"Sup wit ur Mommy/ phone?"
"Sup wit ur Mommy/ phone?"
Sunday
Japan.
"This exhibition brings together prints from the most renowned ukiyo-e artists of the 18th and 19th centuries—including Harunobu, Utamaro, Eishi and Hiroshige—along with Hokusai’s most beloved prints, Great Wave off Kanagawa and Red Fuji. These Japanese woodblock prints demonstrate an evocative play between delicate ink lines and rich blocks of color in portraits of beautiful women and kabuki actors, jewel-like landscapes of famous places, and more...this installation introduces the region to a remarkable collection of prints, all taken from early impressions and in excellent condition."
Don't be an idiot. Go see the prints at Seattle Asian Art Museum soon. Free on Thursday.
Check out more here.
Texts.
"please validatetroll story."
4/30/2010
10:56am
"where mommy?"
4/29/2010
5:16pm
butdid ugetin Ok? Locked?"
4/29/2010
4:39pm
"sup dog poopin, party snoopin, productive pal?"
4/29/2010
12:36pm
"status please?"
4/29/1020
10:44am
Texts have been a little slow.
But, all texts appear eeeeeexactly as I receive them. I'm not kidding.
4/30/2010
10:56am
"where mommy?"
4/29/2010
5:16pm
butdid ugetin Ok? Locked?"
4/29/2010
4:39pm
"sup dog poopin, party snoopin, productive pal?"
4/29/2010
12:36pm
"status please?"
4/29/1020
10:44am
Texts have been a little slow.
But, all texts appear eeeeeexactly as I receive them. I'm not kidding.
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