Phone.

For some crazy reason my step dad left his phone at home today. The funny thing is, he keeps calling himself from the office even though he knows full well where his phone is.

Also.
Step pal and I are going to hike up Rattlesnake Ridge with some of my friends on Friday. I don't know what he heck I'm getting myself in to. And I'm starting to suspect that my friends like my step dad more than they like me.



Holy fuck. I just read that there was a Bigfoot sighting on Rattlesnake Ridge 1998. YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH.

So what.

Texts.

"do you want ur hip hop hat?"
3/13/10
6:16pm

"what! am i supposed to do?"
3/13/10
6:06pm

"call ASAP"
3/13/10
6:01pm

" FWD: sup wifbudders!"
3/13/10
3:37pm

" Tik Tok PartyParty all night long!"
3/12/10
3:25pm

"the party don't start until I arrive!!"
3/12/10
8:28am



I write all texts exactly as I receive them. Please note the inconsistencies in capitalization and punctuation.

Texts.

It been a while since I've updated with any texts from my dear step dad.

Gems...

"Sup fer today, minus the bear?"

"Whats up with alcoholic necktie?"

"Got any up dog?"
-response: "Nope."
"You were supposed to say whats up dog!?"

"Got any cigarettes?"

"Can't talk. Driving"