What the?

I wish UBU would let me embed their videos.

Rose.

A few years ago I was really in to drinking floral water. A friend of mine at the time told me that if you drink rose water enough you will eventually start sweating it out. Basically, smell like a flower from the inside out.

We would drink viles of rose water or splash orange blossom water in glasses of champagne. It's completely edible and actually doesn't have much of a taste. And yes, my "friend" was Marie Antoinette. Just kidding. But seriously, kind of.

I want to get back in to it. The water is really inexpensive if you buy it in bulk online and I like the idea of indulging a little.

I also want to find more ways to eat roses.

Texts.

My parents got me a smartphone for christmas, which makes posting texts much easier.

"me on bus, drum tonight!"
12/28
9:50am

"whut day is Pogo Bonzi dis year?"
12/28
4:17pm

"PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi PogoBonzi!"
12/28
4:43pm

"supfer 2day?"
12/29
8:41am

"Mommy n i go to pardee tonigh. Den go home."
12/29
11:07am

I post all text messages exactly as I receive them from my step dad.

It's what we call maintance alcoholism.

I love searching google. I am really good at very specific searches (former searches include "dog who likes hip hop" "dog who eats pizza" "chubby baby eating cake").

I searched "cutest baby kitten" and I was led to the most amazing website ever called ZooBorns.

I can't stop swearing.








I also can't remember when I decided to subscribe to the whole "cute is cool" thing. I think it just happened because everyone else was doing it.

nous nous quittons.

My sister came and modeled vintage clothes for the etsy page. She is the cutest.




"I understand what you're saying, but sometimes cold turkey's the only way to quit."

x mas.

My 11 year old cousin still believes in Santa. Made for a very awkward weekend considering the rest of my family are grown ass adults. Talking about Santa and magic. Fuck dat.

My step dad almost let it slip a couple of times. If the big guy in the north pole were real he would have brought me this. Or he would have at least made it available for purchase.

Found on etsy

I think she's pretty lucky.

I mean, her name. HER NAME??!? Are you kidding me!!??!!?? No one with a name like Arizona Muse grows up to be ordinary.

Under my radar.

You'd think that with all of the fashion blogs I read that I would have come across this image from an August issue of the nytimes before just now.

Texts.

"FWD: sup witda pardy people?"
12/22
8"59am

"Doggtown or Suckatown tonight? I'm guessing Downtown Suckatown!"
12/22
12:22am

"Whaddup in Suckatown, population U?"
12.21
7:01pm

"whaddup in Doggtown?"
12/21
6:53pm

Dumb.

Bummed to find out that there is a shitty looking Australian band called Yves Klein Blue when I was looking for this image.



Check out how cool they look.

ALL STAR TEXT.

"whadif da bich cops a tude?"

12/21
9:08am

I post all text messages EXACTLY as I receive them from my step dad.

We did this thing...

I just don't know.

Toast.

My prediction.

Ballerinas are the new Witches.

Mercury.

My best friend told me that he refused to get his teeth straightened because he was concerned that it would change the way he sang. There's a biopic I'd like to see. Who do you think, James Franco? Or would Sean Penn try to grow a stache'?

Embarassed.

"In French, a diaeresis* is placed over the vowels I, E and U to indicate that the preceding vowel is pronounced separately. The OE in *Moet* (without the diaeresis) would be pronounced as a single vowel, like the OE in *œdepien* or *œnologue*. Unless there's some rule I've not encountered in several decades of studying the language, the diaeresis plays no role in determining whether or not the following letter -- the T in this case -- is pronounced..."


I have always been a strong supporter of the silent t. I was wrong.

At long last...

Texts from my beau-pere...

"Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby Baby"
11/26
10:39am

"whats a g6?"
11/26
10:41am

"whats the haps in Sucka Town?"
11/26
10:48am

"Supwit the Party People?"
11/26
2:51pm

"WTF is a G6?"
11/26
3:16pm

"lil chubby hole was empty where baby bear was sleeping."
11/29
8:46am

"U talk wit cubby bear?"
11/29
3:39pm

"Baby Bear or Cubby Bear?"
11/29
3:59pm

"how bout a lil krismas bear?"
11/29
4:07pm

"Fwd: 2 weeks ago was my birtday!"
11/30
8:24am

"lets git this party started!"
11/30
10:20am

"Ginip Gonop"
11/30
1:13pm

"Phillyous Fogg or Snoop Diggy Dogg?"
11/30
4:35pm

"Gotta Git Git"
12/01
8:49pm

"Fwd: whadup whidat!"
12/03
10:25am

"Fwd: Evrybody in the club gittin tipsy!"
12/03
5:37pm

"Yo, Wassup tonight?"
12/03
6:52pm

"Fwd: What U R today doing?"
12/04
10:06am

"Got new pants!"
12/06
2:04pm

"Fwd: at J Lube!"
12/07
12:59pm

I post all texts EXACTLY as I receive them from my step-dad

The Tree of Life

Saw the trailer for Terrence Malick's new film last night when we were at the Black Swan.
I will definitely not wait for that one to come out in Red Boxes.

Deux.

It's time to start paying attention to the Kenny twins.
Photos by H. Slimane

So profesh.

I'm not crazy getting personal calls when I'm at work.

Nailz.

I had my nails shellac-ed this weekend. I never really paint my nails but I decided to get a manicure out of nowhere and the ladies talked me in to this. So far I like it. They told me the color could last up to 3 weeks. Kick ass.

http://cnd.com/Products/Color/shellac-hello.aspx

Serge Gainsbourg

I'm really hoping this film doesn't suck as bad as the last French biopic I was excited for.

I still have a bootlegged version of a Serge Serge Gainsbourg documentary that was given to me in 2002. Purchased curbside somewhere in Manhattan.

Texts.

So many to share. His new favorite thing to send me is "whudup witdat?"

stfu

Currently annoyed by just about everything.

Heaven.

This is a real picture of a baby dolphin and his penguin friend. If you don't think this picture is adorable, you're effed.

Hey, asshole.

It's NORDSTROM not NORDSTROMS.
Idiot.

Charles.

I predict that hip people "liking" dog shows is going to take the place of hip people "liking" sporting events. And I put "liking" in quotations because seriously, you're not fooling anyone.

Butthead.

Hairs.

Fannie Schiavoni fall 2010.
To say I'm obsessed with this hair doesn't really capture what's actually going on. I want it. I need it. I've got-to got-to have it.

Atlanta.

Jeremy Scott has a season inspired by the real housewives?
Think about it?

Please, and thank you.

Must watch.

Ignore the stupid stills in the youtube video and just think about cowboy Dylan.
Don't you think if I were cool I would have seen this movie already?

Messages.

I have a sister and I was delighted to find out that my step dad texts her just as much he texts me, but the texts are totally different.

Halloween.

"OMG, I think Paranormal wad real."
10/25/10
10:07am

In response to Paranormal Activity, we watched it last night.
I post all text messages exactly as a I receive them from my step dad.

Printempts part deux.

I wonder what "the look for less" version of these shoes will be like.

"De temps en temps je me sens peu d'importance à mes amis. Un sentiment d'être oubliés. Je suis favori de personne. Et je pense, vous pouvez tous vous faire foutre. Je vous déteste. Et puis, je pense, ce doit être la dépression..."

Please?

Dear wonderful people of Cavern Collection,

Please come decorate my apartment. It's almost there, but we need just a little help. Thanks!

-Cait

p.s...I can definitely not afford to pay you. Awesome.


http://www.caverncollection.com/

Patch.

Yr blog sux.

I stop by the windows "all the best pets" on my way to work every day to look at the kitties. I could never have one of my own, but I like to think about it. Or about turning my work in to "that clothing store with the cats." But that would never go over.

Emails.

My step dad got a hold of my work email.

Hallelujah!

Cheap Thrills.

I might take this back in a month but...

Dear JCPenny,

You are no Target. I want nothing to do with your collaborations.

-C

Get it right.

Their
They're
There
Your
You're

Project.

Sortie.

Matches.

Texts.

"FWD: supwit deputy d down dogg?"
10/13/10
3:07pm

"go on facebook"
10/13/10
8:24am

"California knows how to party!"
10/11/10
10:47am

"Compton SouthCentral, or Watts?"
10/11/10
10:42am

"How bout a clown whats name is creepers the clown?"
10/11/10
10:36am

"sup D Mony?"
10/11/10
10:32am

"supwif Higgins today?"
10/10/10
9:35am

"what time yo party time?"
10/9/10
3:27pm

I posts all texts exactly as I receive them from my step dad.

Jacques Prevert.

Favorite poem.

Le cheval rouge

Dans les manèges du mensonge
Le cheval rouge de ton sourire
Tourne
Et je suis là debout planté
Avec le triste fouet de la réalité
Et je n’ai rien à dire
Ton sourire est aussi vrai
Que mes quatre vérités.


The red horse

In the carousels of the lie
The red horse of your smile
Turns
And I am standing frozen there
With the sad whip of reality
And I have nothing to say
Your smile is as true
As my four truths.

Yesterday.

It was unusually muggy in the northwest.

"muggy day, major tude."
9/27/2010
4:54PM

"major bus tude, dude."
9/27/2010
4:40pm

"supwif the tude."
9/27/2010
4:32pm

"serious pie, serious tude."
9/27/2010
4:30pm

No biggie.

I wonder if when Sasha and Natalia hang out they talk about the same shit I do with my friends. You know, stuff like IBS, Juggalos, feline AIDS and $2 bottles of wine. 

Yeah. It's probs totally the same. 

Shut your face.

Marc Resort 2011; René Magritte: The Son of Man, 1964

Texts.

"Need to vote today. Whassup?"
8/16/10
11:22am

"FWD: word up?"
8/17/10
4:19pm

"Yo wassup D Dogg?"
8/17/10
6:59

"wheres GBuddy Jones?"
8/19/10
10:09pm

"Hana left it wit Logan in Cali..."
8/19/10
10:16am

"missing."
8/19/10
10:32am

"wheres blab?"-step dad
response: "I don't know"-me
"just say something like plebes!"-step dad
8/19/10
11:45am

"wuh?"
8/19/10
2:47pm

"Word up today in suckatown?"
8/20/10
9:26am

"FWD: on bus."
8/20/10
4:11pm

"whereat Showdog P Jones?"
8/21/10
7:20pm

"Pogo Bonzi!"
8/21/10
7:38pm

*********"T Bone n Showdog P Jones are having a poop party at a pagoda!"
8/21/10
7:48pm

"Wheres Baby Bear Button Nose Budders?"
8/22/10
9:02am

"sup showdogg?"
8/22/10
6:07pm

PogoBonzi BingBong!"
8/22/10
6:08pm

Thats all for now.

j.l.g

I really hate my life right now.

Texts.

I have been getting some really great texts lately. Watch out.

Also, yesterday I google searched "1970 baby" and a link to the Ledgewood Baptist Church popped up. They have a photographic history of the Church and it's amazing.

How pissed off is that kid in the grey turtleneck?




Ima dress up as the bible for halloween.