6/20/2008
11:39am
"Did u see Gangsta GoodBuddy?"
Friday
Thursday
Wednesday
dogs
Step dad called and told me that he was chased by a pack of wild ducks this morning. This is not a joke. It actually happened. He said he was walking by, and they all just started charging him. He said one of the ducks was named "Quid Pro Quo."
This call should have put me in good spirits. But it didn't make up for the fact that I had to drink fucking tea because we were out of coffee. Tea never does it for me.
They're all just dogs.
This call should have put me in good spirits. But it didn't make up for the fact that I had to drink fucking tea because we were out of coffee. Tea never does it for me.
They're all just dogs.
Monday
telephone line
Step dad has taken to calling me on the phone when he is upstairs getting ready to sleep. He did it twice last night. No text messages in the last two days.
It's going to be a beautiful day in seattle.
It's going to be a beautiful day in seattle.
Friday
Plebes
6/12/2008
9:59pm
"Wheres Habeus Corpus the duck?"
6/13/2008
11:43am
"Ipso Facto or Habeus Corpus? Or Perpituity?
My step-dad writes a comic about a duck. He has been doing this for years, since I was in high school. The duck is named "Plebes" and he has friends. I am assuming here that Habeus Corpus, Ipso Facto, and Perpituity are all friends of his. Plebes owns a pancake shack and is constantly preoccupied with fiscal responsibility and clams.
My step-dad integrates Plebes and all of his friends in to everyday life and conversation. Sometimes I will get phone calls informing me that Plebes is upset with me. Or that Plebes is disappointed with me. It has also been made clear to me on several occasions that Plebes doesn't have thumbs.
9:59pm
"Wheres Habeus Corpus the duck?"
6/13/2008
11:43am
"Ipso Facto or Habeus Corpus? Or Perpituity?
My step-dad writes a comic about a duck. He has been doing this for years, since I was in high school. The duck is named "Plebes" and he has friends. I am assuming here that Habeus Corpus, Ipso Facto, and Perpituity are all friends of his. Plebes owns a pancake shack and is constantly preoccupied with fiscal responsibility and clams.
My step-dad integrates Plebes and all of his friends in to everyday life and conversation. Sometimes I will get phone calls informing me that Plebes is upset with me. Or that Plebes is disappointed with me. It has also been made clear to me on several occasions that Plebes doesn't have thumbs.
Thursday
mon beau pere
I get text messages from my step-dad on somewhat of regular basis.
I am going to try and post every message he sends me as it is sent.
6/7/2008
7:36am
"Where at paliotis?"
{to be pronounced pal-e-otis}
6/7/2008
7:41am
"Wha about lil buddy budders?"
6/9/2008
9:47am
"Wheres katy?"
{my name is spelled with a C}
6/11/2008
9:06am
"Whered lil buddy budders go?"
6/12/2008
12:59pm
"Where at bippity boppity buddy?"
He is very focused on "buddy budders" at the moment. That is the nick name he has assigned to my younger sister, Hana.
I am going to try and post every message he sends me as it is sent.
6/7/2008
7:36am
"Where at paliotis?"
{to be pronounced pal-e-otis}
6/7/2008
7:41am
"Wha about lil buddy budders?"
6/9/2008
9:47am
"Wheres katy?"
{my name is spelled with a C}
6/11/2008
9:06am
"Whered lil buddy budders go?"
6/12/2008
12:59pm
"Where at bippity boppity buddy?"
He is very focused on "buddy budders" at the moment. That is the nick name he has assigned to my younger sister, Hana.
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